You can retire to Phoenix , Arizona where...
1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade.
2. You've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.
3. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never leave town.
4. You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food.
5. You know that "dry heat" is comparable to what hits you in the face when you open your oven door
6. The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!
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haha love the oven one! I've actually thought that before :)
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